>>>Or my client who was trying to find a file in a DOS directory. He kept telling me (by phone) that the computer said "file not found" Turns out he was typing

>>>DIR 8.8

>>>Because "Everybody knows that DOS doesn't care if you capitalize a command"
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>>Wow, that sounds like a consultant we had for a project one time. I was talking to him on the phone and said, "Do a COPY star dot star from the floppy" and his indignant reply was, "My keyboard doesn't have a star or an asterisk on it". "Shift 8?", I asked. Then he said, "Oh."
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>>Gee, I didn't know we had common customers! < BG >
>
>I wonder if you were one of the 3 consultants BEFORE me or the 4 AFTER me?

The Brainiac *was* the consultant. :)