>You do realize that your confession is now permanently engraved in the UT message store for your employer to read? :-)

Yes I realize that. So here is my poem.

Day is slow and it's raining
But I got the urge to golf.
But golf is out and I am planning
To go and commit a barf.

Must I stay and work some more
Even though its' Friday?
I rather hear someone yell "FORE!"
So golf course, I'm on my way.

A little raining is good for me
Cause it soften up the green
I Can't wait 'til the first green tee
Its prettier then any software I've seen.