>>Here's my submission to the poem theme. It's not exactly a poem, but I have liked it for years. I ran across something like this in a FoxPro book, and I enhanced it.
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>Wasn't this originally Tom Rettig's? Cool reminder.

I don't recall who wrote the book, but I think it was a team. Perhaps Tom was one of them. I had the book around 1991. Anyway, I liked the "program", and revised it somewhat.