I know who did this but I'll reserve the name to avoid embarrassing that person. Someone called Garrett earlier. The conversation went like this:


Operator: You have a call from John Koziol.
Me: Koziol?
Operator: Yes.
Me: Ok, thanks. <*pause*> Hi, John.
Caller: Wrong, it's ***! What do you...
Me: Liar. <*slam*>