>>I know who did this but I'll reserve the name to avoid embarrassing that person. Someone called Garrett earlier. The conversation went like this:
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>>Operator: You have a call from John Koziol.
>>Me: Koziol?
>>Operator: Yes.
>>Me: Ok, thanks. <*pause*> Hi, John.
>>Caller: Wrong, it's ***! What do you...
>>Me: Liar. <*slam*>
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>I am confused. If Garrett was called, shouldn't Me be Garrett?

Yes, actually... so what are you confused about? :-)