John, I apologize for posting your private email.

Everyone else, I apologize for subjecting you to John's obscenities.

David, I apologize for not letting your daughter read over your shoulder.

Everyone, I apologize for fanning the flames on hot threads, and further apologize for posting so little technical content in recent months. I can't do much about that, but at least I can raise the S/N ratio a bit by shutting up if I don't have anything to say.

I'm sorry.