>This yields the results I want to see in my ASP file. However, when I try the ASP code, I don't get any results.

What if you make it:

<%set oServer = Server.CreateObject('WebData.AspTools')
x=oServer.ShowTable()
Response.Write(oServer.cHtml)%>

Perosnally, I would return all the text right from the whos table method, and do things like this:

<%set oServer = Server.CreateObject('WebData.AspTools')
Response.Write(oServer.ShowTable())%>

I think that works.