>>> Next thing you know they'll have tailgate parties at the links ...
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>No tailgate parties?! I was wondering why my boss looked at me funny when I said I'd bring the brats!!

Exactly ...

and they'll have to get new anouncers, the guys who announce golf tournaments are far to calm for a "sporting event".

Besides, these guys are in the studio, watching this guy about to putt on a monitor, but they're whispering like the guy's going to hear them ... What's up with that ???

And further more, wouldn't golf be better if it was full contact ... Nothing to liven up the old pitch out of the bunker than a good shoulder check.

J.