>Nope, they'd probably read you poetry. And anyone knowing what Vogon poetry is like, knows that it may be a fate worse than death.:-)
Roi runs away and cowers in the corner.
Roi
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In Rome, there was a poem.
About a dog, who found two bone.
He lick the one, he lick the other.
He went pyscho, he drop dead!