It's more a case of needing something to throw AT my collegues than TO them! ;-)
I find blue tac very helpful in stress situations.

Perhaps if I email Microsoft verrry nicely?

>You can always use a "stapper" or a phone to throw to you friends at office :)
>To tell you the truth, that kind of stress objects help a lot, when we need to >solve a problem that remains at our head.
>If i ever find one here (with no owner) i'll be delighted to send to you honest!).