>My husband used to mow the athletic fields by moonlight and then line them so ours and the rest of the world could play. When he was commissioner we had 250 T-shirts to sort.

I think your husband and I are related. We were the visiting team the other night at a diamond that is only used every once in a while. My drove by in the afternoon to see if it was playable (a little rain). She said it was fine but the grass was tall. She wouldn't let me take the mower but I did manage to talk her into a bag of flour in case they didn't have a liner!!

>Girls aren't all they're made out to be. Mine's latest is buzz-cut hair deyed cherry red and made spiky with elmer's glue. Even sleeping doesn't flatten the spikes. Likes combat boots too. No permanent stuff though. Only 2 earrings. Want to buy a teenaged daughter for your wife?

The only thing that scares me more than the above is a boy just like me (at 16) wanting to date my daughter. Aarrrgghh!!