What's another word for synonym?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

What is a word that sounds like hononym?

If we have notary publics, why don't we have notary privates?

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

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>If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
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>If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
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>Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
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>What do chickens think we taste like?
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>What do people in China call their good plates?
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>What do you call a male ladybug?
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>What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?
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>When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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>When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
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>Which is the other side of the street?
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>Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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>How is it possible to have a civil war?
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>If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
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>If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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>Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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>If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole plane made of that stuff?
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>If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkey's and apes?
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>Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have a "s" in it?