>But what does it take to fire someone around here. You would think flopping naked around your building would be cause enough to get rid of someone.
>But that's America.

LOL... reminds me of a story the local news stations in this area were tripping over each other to put on the air last summer.

Story was about an attractive single woman in her mid to late thirties (I would guess from the footage) who had moved in with Mother to help care for a rather large house after the father became ill. The house was in a very quiet area... city folk would probably call it a "rural area" but being that I'm in the middle of farm country I'd call it bordeline suburbs/rural.

So the property had about two acres of land with lots of little hills and knolls and trees and all the other interesting landscape stuff that would make a real PITA to mow the grass. Now they one neighbor who bordered the property, the rest was all woods. The neighbor was a little old lady. Now the pretty lady had the kind of dark easily-tanned skin that I envy tremendously and since it took her a great deal of time to mow the grass on a riding mower and do the other yard work... she opted to kill two birds with one stone and do the yard work in her bikini and catch a few rays why she was at it.

The little old lady neighbor had a fit the first time she was uhhhh < g > exposed to a thong going by her window on a big john deere mower and called the cops. Cops came out to look, had a good laugh with the attractive woman and told her all about the complaint and left without doing anything. Well the Mother had fit because her and the neighbor had one of those long stand over-the-fence battles. So next time the daughter did the yard work, she went topless. Neighbor had another fit, and the cops still wouldnt get involved. The neighbor went to the town council, the zoning committee, the local newspapers... everything she could think of to get the young lady to stop mowing the grass topless. It went on all summer & the quiet little street had it's own tourist industry for awhile (kids selling lemonade at one end of the street claimed on TV they made 20 bucks minimum a week).

Finally the woman got charged with indecent exposure when she stepped off her property to retrieve mail from a curbside mailbox. Funny thing was when the news camera did the last interview with her, she had her citation framed & claimed next summer she'd be more careful not to step off her property LOL!

Only in America...