Yes, I know it's not Friday, but I saw this link in a newsgroup and it's really, really funny.
http://www.theonion.com/onion3121/billgates.html
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John Koziol, ex-MVP, ex-MS, ex-FoxTeam. Just call me "X"
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" - Hunter Thompson (Gonzo) RIP 2/19/05