Geo.,

My university piano teacher used this sign on her door:

Not here -- I'm Haydn.
Bach by 1 pm
Offenbach earlier.

>>>.....I'll bet you can guess the one I "blew".:-)
>>>
>>>I was hoping the.. course you cough might trick some but I should have known it would not be you!!!!!!!
>>>
>>>Of course, John Blow is a VERY unfair entry.
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>Make that Fernando Sor...