Nigel....

.........Does this apply to we English when we get there. I'm coming over, will anybody be speaking proper English while I'm there?

A "true" southerner would reply..... well we done kicked u'all outshere once so's we could earn the right to call it english but just to make u'all happy well call it merican.

Actually, from my last visit to Miami, it would probably be better if we all learned some Spanish. And whatever you do... do not say the name Elian!