>Fun Things to do in an Elevator
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>Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
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>Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
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>Shave.
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>Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
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>Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
>without getting off.
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>When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
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>Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
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>On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
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>Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
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>When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, I hate... motion sickness!"
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>Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
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>Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
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>Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
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>Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
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>Leave a box between the doors.
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>Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
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>Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
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>Start a sing-along.
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>When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
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>Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
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>Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
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>If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
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>While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

ROFL

Or stare at one of the passengers and after a while say with a big grin, "I look at my self."