Then there are houses, and a favorite line of mine comes from the move World According to Garp -- "It's pre-disastered!" -- when he decides to buy the house after a plane crashes into the side of it. His rationale is what are the odds of that every happening again to that house.

>Mark,
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>You know how really nice cars are "previously owned?"
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>Well, I serve a lot of "previously tasted" food!
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>>Hmmm, hmmm, good. Leftovers again! :)