A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel
manager explains her duties and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting
about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole
line is backing up.

The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to
show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmo's are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmo's and a big bag of marbles.

They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around
two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.

The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the
woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two "test tickles."


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