Things NOT to say to your wife:

New perfume: "What's that godawful smell?"
New styling: "What the hell happened to your hair?"
New dress: "Is it the dress or is your ass getting bigger?"



>>But, sometimes, scent has to be used: I don't want to see the following
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>>A new AT&T spinoff --- Lusmell Technologies.
>>A new word for transparent ---- Translusmell.
>>The space shuttle asmells to orbit.
>>"Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to desmell to 10,000 ft"
>>"Hi hon, that's quite a nice smell you have on"
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>>;-D
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>I have never, ever, ever said to my wife, "Hi hon, that's a nice scent you have on." "You smell good"? Yep. Just call me a neanderthal.
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>>>Frankly, I always have my doubts about men who use the word "scent". I can't remember when the last time I used it. Smell is a different story. Ever hear a guy say, "I like the scent of that aftershave"? I've never said it or heard another guy say it. "I like the way that aftershaves smells" is what I'd say.