>Things NOT to say to your wife:
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>New perfume: "What's that godawful smell?"
>New styling: "What the hell happened to your hair?"
>New dress: "Is it the dress or is your ass getting bigger?"
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I think that NOT needed to be in bold. It's important to point out that any body or facial language that might impart any of the above, is also bound to get you in trouble.