>No, my tagline is from New Scientist and their exctract from the RoSPA report on accidents and their causes (1998 edition). Trousers were a major cause of accidents (the mind boggles) as were, apparently, tea cosies and oven gloves.
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>Naturally, I now drink coffee and eat cold food whilst wearing a kilt.
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>>Are you wearing a kilt in your picture then ?
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>>Thanks
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>>Nick Mason

http://www.shelbynet.com/scotsman.mp3