>>http://www.shelbynet.com/scotsman.mp3
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>Ho, ho.
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>It's very old, but I'm sure you've heard the reply to "What's worn beneath the kilt?" which is "Nothing, Madam, it's all in working order".

Yes, I had heard that. My ancestors are from Scotland, but I've never made it over there. I figure they might want to hang ME for the horses THEY stole.< g >
Hopefully, I can make it within the next 10 years though. From the pictures I've seen, it may explain my love for mountains.