>What's the old joke? What do an attorney and a sperm cell have in common? A 1-in-a-million chance to become human.

Lawyer Jokes? I think Ed may have bunch salted away. My favorite is:

Q: "What do you call a thousand lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?"

A: "A good start"

>>Being the apolitical sort...
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>>First, I've always believed that politicians are what lawyers de-evolve into.
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>>Second, and this is my cynical Chicago side showing, I believe that: Power corrupts. politicians have power, and therefore politicians are corrupt.