>Whats the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
>
>Ones a Scum-Sucking-Bottom-Feeder and other is a fish.
Let's not forget one of the oldest lawyer jokes still in circulation:
From Shakespeare's Henry VI:
JACK CADE (a member of the underclass describing his proposed kingdom)
I thank you, good people:- there shall be no money; all shall eat and drink on my score; and I will apparel them all in one livery, that they may agree like brothers, and worship me their lord.
DICK (a butcher, chiming in)
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
JACK CADE.
Nay, that I mean to do. Is not this a lamentable thing, that of the skin of an innocent lamb should be made parchment? that parchment, being scribbled o'er, should undo a man? Some say the bee stings: but I say, 'tis the bee's wax; for I did but seal once to a thing, and I was never mine own man since.
See
http://www.spectacle.org/797/finkel.html for analysis by Seth Finkelstein.
Peter Robinson ** Rodes Design ** Virginia