In the spirit of Friday... In order to get to Devcon I am willing to do the following:

- wear a large orange fox head
- go shirtless
- get "VFP7" tattooed on my back
- wear a large replica of a VisualStudio.net box
- sing the Battle Hym of The Republic in boxers during the keynote
- insert product endorsements in every sentence. Example "Sure I would like to < West Wind > get a beer in the pub".
- streak while trailing a banner with corporate logos
- carry out a hit with a cream pie

Any other ideas?