>I'm having, well, one of "those days" and since it's Friday...
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>You know it's a bad day when the person whose job it is to RTFM asks you a question that tells you they haven't RFTM.

No, it's a bad day when you call the $300 pay-per-incident tech support line and get put on hold because the support engineer can't locate a copy of TFM to R...