>>>Bret,
>>>
>>>*chuckle*
>>>
>>>Reminds me of the one where the toothless termite goes into the bar and asks, "Where's the bar tender?"
>>>
>>>Best,
>>>
>>>DD
>>>
>>>
>>
>>SET BELL TO "rimshot.wav"
>>? CHR(7)
>>
>>Horse walks into a bar.
>>Bartender says, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"
>
>Skeleton walks into a bar and says "Give me a beer and a mop".

Four blondes were walking along. The first three walked into a bar. The last one ducked.