A friend of mine wrote a database app in Thailand that played a .wav that said "No way dude!" whenever the Thai operators did something wrong. It was hillarious, all day long, No way dude, No way dude, No way Dude... :)
BTW, You wouldn't happen to know Ernie Bourgois?
Eric Kleeman - EDS Consulting Services
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