>Why hasn't anyone created a VB/VFP conference?
Top ten reasons why there's no VB/VFP conference:
10. Two words: cats and dogs
9. "What we have here is failure to communicate"
8. Two words: oil and water
7. Conference organizers afraid of forfeiting hotel security deposit due to damage from fights over what "inheritance" really means
6. VB'ers can't spell "VFP"
5. VFP'ers think VB is still IF $A = "1" THEN GOTO 30
4. MS denies the existence of VFP to everyone outside the VFP community
3. Nostradamus predicted it would never happen
2. Can't agree on which database to use for conference registration
... and the top reason why there's no VB/VFP conference:
1. MS doesn't want all those VB'ers to defect to VFP when they find out how great it is
Rick Borup, MCSD
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