>It's hard to forget because since I've been a VFP programmers I've lost 20% more sock's on average. I now have 4 unpaired socks in my drawer, patiently waiting to loose 4 socks of the same color so I can once again pair up these poor orphans.
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>>Don't forget that most programmers' whites came out 20% brighter and socks had less static cling!

Maybe these can help with your sock problem:

http://members.aol.com/swagner911/socks.htm
http://www.funbureau.com/

Well, they won't actually help you find your socks, but you will certainly have a better understanding of the situation.