>>>Do you *HAVE* to drink?
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>>No, and in theory, I don't *HAVE* to breath, either. I tend to be generally more congenial and cheerful if I do both.
>
>Since you won't be drinking at DevCon, will you only be congeial or just cheerful?

If I'm not drinking and appear to be able to remain vertical, I'll likely be really grouchy and spout obscene code snippets in VB at you! If you also prevent me from finding real coffee in the morning, be afraid. Be very, very afraid.