>Houston....
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>ROFLMAO....
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>Thanks but I imagine the point will be lost. Years ago I had a voice teacher that had a sign on his wall.... the picture was that of a huge pig rolling in the mud with this strange smile on his face... the caption said.... "never try to teach a pig how to sing... you will only make the pig mad." Most of his students got awards. (including this one)

Awww... That's so sweet. Maybe you should change ROFLMAO to RIMLPSMAO "Rolling In the Mud Like a Pig Singing My Ass Off".
Are you done stroking yourself?