>I am the following:
>
>CREATE VIEW lvKoziol AS ;
>SELECT * FROM wild-eyed UNION SELECT * FROM scatter-brained UNION SELECT * FROM wild-brained UNION SELECT * FROM scatter-eyed ORDER BY none

IOW, all of the above. I, myself, am a far more simple sort

CREATE VIEW lvTasker AS;
  SELECT * FROM wild-brained-scatter-eyed;