>News Flash...... from the ap wires.....
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>Cartersville police are reporting a strange murder/suicide at Shaw Industries. A company spokesman stated: "It is horrible.. < sob > one of our best computers decided to terminate one of our IT professionals and then < sob > turned the mouse on themselves. Our sympathy goes out to the motherboard."
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>More news at 6:00

ROFL! Gee I wonder who that was? It wasn't me. I be programmer, not "IT professional". Further, I'm running a PII 350 and that is hardly one of the best machines here.:-)