>>I understand that you can get better service, or at least a better table, if >you slip the head waiter a $20...
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>Well said.... I believe my Grandma used to say.... you attract more files with honey than with viniger. < s >
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Yes, but I also remember someone saying you get further with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word...

And it's vinegar.

>However, I never really understood exactly WHY anyone would want to attract flies. < vbg > But the point is the same.
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You wouldn't say that if you reincarnate as a frog.