Tom,

Hey, I LIKED these!

The Granor and Martin toaster.... Automated! (Makes your toast for you by remote control while you are busy Foxing.)


>Hi Cindy....
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>LOL! Thanks!... BUT.. can we really let it stop there?
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>A Note to whom it may concern: A sincere < s > is implied after each entry. Take it as it is (some gentle fun) ... not as it seems to your predisposed bias.
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>The Cindy Windwgarden Toaster... The bread comes out purple and spelled correctly!
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>The George Tasker Toaster..... Bread goes in as a slice and comes out a pun.
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>The Roxanne S. toaster.... The bread comes out saucey!
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>The Craig B. toaster.... The bread comes out smiling.
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>The Ed Rauh toaster.... The bread goes in and interfaces with every known toaster api call in the universe and comes out a compiled white pie.
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>The David S. toaster.... The bread goes in and comes out perfectly edited.
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>The Barbara Peisch. toaster.... The bread goes in and comes out satisfying every customer in the known world.
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>The Mike H. toaster.... The bread goes in and comes out in the shape of a Custom Les Paul.
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>The Michel F. toaster.... The bread goes in and comes out French Toast.
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>Anyway.... feel free to add your own to the list!