Tom,

Here's one:

The John Koziol toaster. Put a good piece of bread in and it comes out verse.< rim-shot >

And speaking of Gonzo, I was reminded of him this past Saturday. My wife and I were on our way to dinner and listening to "A Prairie Home Companion". It was from Limerick, Ireland. Naturally, Garrison Keeler had a few examples of Gonz's favorite form of rhyme, the limerick.:-)