Folks,

This came from www.washtimes.com and I thought you'd enjoy it:

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Where the candidates stand on the question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Democrat Al Gore: "I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them."

Republican George W. Bush: "I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I say give the road to the chickens and let them decide. The government needs to let go of strangling the chickens so they can get across the road."

Democrat Joe Lieberman: "I believe that every chicken has the right to worship their God in their own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in their own way."

Republican Dick Cheney: "Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road myself."

(Democrat Bill Clinton, who forgot he is not running for any political office tomorrow: "I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by 'chicken'? Could you define 'chicken' please?").