>I've carefully thought about this and I think I've figured out the things we are missing:
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>Free beer. Advertise free beer at the Cons and we get converts from all those old, corporate COBOL coders.
>Scantily-clad women. Man, the VB and VC++ developers would be tripping all over themselves to join our ranks!
>Scratch-and-win coupons in the VFP box. Dunno why, but what the heck!
>Survivor. Put a bunch of VFP developers on an island and sell the concept to CBS.
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>:-)

I already know who I am voting for to be kicked off :).