ROTFLMAO!!!

>>You sure you want to come back here <s>? Low pay, hight cost of living, not much computer/descent programming oppotunities. You really want to trade what you have now for sunshine, cool breeze, plate lunch, and a cardboard house on the beach? Do you really want to have to take your shoes off when you enter you home? <s>
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>Come to Silicon Valley - there is always room for more people out here. We will just start stacking people. We have high pay, high cost of living thousands of computer programming opportunities (Java/Unix - no Microsoft please!). Our sunshine and afternoon breeze are famous and our lunches are served on Styrofoam plates, with houses you cannot afford to own. The beach is only 20 miles away (Santa Cruz) and is famous for ending the lives of surfboarders. One family in nine earns at least $1,000,000 annually. Middle class for a family of four starts at $76,000 annually. If a family of four earns $56,000 or less they are eligible for Federal Housing Assistance. Do not forget our freeways - also known as "California Parking Lots". Freeways are a great way to get aquatinted with other motorists and enjoy EPA approved air. If you are a programmer and like greed - this is the place to be! Leave your family and moral values behind and become a .COM programmer.
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>After reading this I am thinking: What is the best way to get to Hawaii?
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>Tom