Well how o bout that!
What kind of commie pond scum would converse with an old ex brit prisioner?
You noze that all them thar aussieeees is nothing but decendants of criminals, at least them that ain't from them really scary ab o rigy knees.

And what kind of ay merican be you?

You member that we done kicked them old enlish farts in the tail (tail.... that's southern for ASS) onceun before and we can do it gain iffun we needs two.

I bet you Utah folks are thikin that use goyin ter get in on the profits from an english takeover....aint ya.

Well it aint a goin to werk. Thays two many of usin genuine patriots here in the south to let that happen and you all had better believe that weuns is ready to fight.

So ifun you don't like it here in a mer i ka just get yourself and all your kin on the next flight outcheer an we all says good riddance.

From Earnest T.



Note: All in fun :) :) :) :) Not cer e us!