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U.S. Jokes - You Can't Count - Elections
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>>>Q: How many Floridians does it take to change a light bulb?
>>>
>>>A: Six!
>>>
>>> No, wait, I mean Five!
>>>
>>> No, sorry.... seven.
>>>
>>> OK, I'm absolutely sure it's eight.
>>
>>hehe...
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>>A: Doesn't matter - half of them would use an incandescent one when what they meant to use was a halogen!
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>Trey,
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>And don't forget to count the ones with dimples...
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><g>

Hey I resemble these remarks!
"It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man -- for precisely the same reasons." - Douglas Adams
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