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13/08/1997 13:26:45
 
 
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13/08/1997 12:09:15
Matt Mc Donnell
Mc Donnell Software Consulting
Boston, Massachusetts, États-Unis
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Visual FoxPro
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Thread ID:
00044465
Message ID:
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Hi Matt!

We are separated by an ocean, but I agree with you on this.
Additionally, for an european developer MS doesnot give as much way of supporting like you. But I pay as much, as any other buyer on earth.
Last time, I was refused by the WEB response, cause I am not a North American one. The local support is designed for end user, not for developers. (I have to say, that end user support is quite good)

BB

>Microsoft Restaurant
>
>Patron: Waiter!
>
>Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
>
>Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
>
>Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
>
>Patron: No, it's still there.
>
>Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.
>
>Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
>
>Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
>
>Patron: A SOUP bowl!
>
>Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?
>
>Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
>
>Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
>
>Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
>
>Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
>
>Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
>
>Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
>
>Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
>
>Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
>
>Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
>
>Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check
>
>Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
>
>Patron: This is potato soup.
>
>Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
>
>Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
>
>Waiter leaves.
>
>Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
>
> The check:
>
>Soup of the Day . ........... . . . $5.00
>Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . $2.50
>Access to support . . . . . . . . . .$10.00
>
>Have a nice day!
>
>Matt
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