>>>>
>>>> The check:
>>>>
>>>>Soup of the Day . ........... . . . $5.00
>>>>Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . $2.50
>>>>Access to support . . . . . . . . . .$10.00
>>>
>>>You can find more like that in the Visual FoxPro Yellow Pages Entertainment Corner available from http://www.transformation.com/foxpro.
>>
>>
>>DUH....
>>Have you ever told a really good joke and wondered why no one laughed? lol
>
>virtual laughter?

or maybe just virtual tongue-in-cheek?