>>Yes, thank goodness you conservatives have taken an adamant stand against pork-barrel projects. *g*
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>But or porks are leaner and meaner. :-)

That argument always works for me, along the lines of:

I do it, but they do it more.
Well, she started it (a favorite when I was growing up with my sisters)

and the ever popular:

Well, if you don't know what you did wrong, I'm not going to tell you.

(I just included that last one because my girlfriend is looking over my shoulder, and that is one of her favorites)

*g*