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>"Japan announced today that they will be sending 9 tons of Viagra to the United States. They heard that the U.S. government was having trouble with their erection."


A sweet young thing is seated next to a male Japanese diplomat at a state dinner. Wanting to make conversation, she asks him:

"How often do you have elections."

The diplomat responds, enthusiastically:

"Evely night!"



Peter