>> I was going to send him up $40 in the mail tonight. Do 13 year old kids
>> like money? Or should I get him a present? Any dads or uncles out there
>> with some advice?
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>Do 13 year old kids like money? Do tigers like raw meat?
I dunno. I heard that some tigers prefered their meat well-done.

>Do dogs like bones?
They much prefer raw meat.

>Do crows like corn?
Not if they can abscond with a sandwhich from a picnic.

>Do fish like worms?
Most fish are vegetarians.

>Do cats like mice?
We all know how finicky cats are...