Now that the best way to do things have been aired, here's my most satisfying way. I invite my beautiful and well informed person to play "stick and puck" at my local hockey rink. I am not unfair as I give him my gear and I wear the extras. Of course instruction is a good thing as one starts to play hockey so I must instruct stick-handling and fair play. Then we move on to the more advanced checking, boarding, and the powerplay. They seem to always enjoy themselves and swear to return for more fun. They even tend to listen a bit more at work and not demand their opinion override anyone elses. After all boarding someone is unfair.