>>=STRTOFILE(THIS.Value, "Sometempfile.txt")
>>RETURN FILETOSTR("sometempfile.txt")
>
>Don't you want to parse that into letters and scramble up before you send it to file. You know, security and all?

Oh- right. For this we need the Crypto API. I feel an article coming on:

"Protect Your Code From Other Programmers with These Creative Obfuscation Techniques."